
My social media timeline appears to finally be safe this week. I have been seemingly spared from rotating reels of pulsating, performative pelvic pumps, and your favorite fragrances furiously flying on faces with fervent folly. To be fair, there was a method to all the Internet madness. Traditionally, both sides of the neck are touted as the preferred landing spot for your favorite fragrance, as the pulse points provide a warm area to gently heat and project the scent. However, claims that synthetic compounds in your fragrance can be readily absorbed by your thyroid gland (sitting beneath your neck’s thin layer of skin) have given pause to many individuals. Now, I am not an endocrinologist, but I respect the deep concern.
Nevertheless, rubbing cologne on your face and beard does not seem like a great alternative either. It should be noted, if you have selected a quality fragrance that exhibits longevity, projects well, and smells great – you can skip all the unnecessary theatrics set to 90s R&B music unless you fancy peacocking for the Internet. Honestly, I never sprayed cologne directly on my throat, as I was never really comfortable holding the atomizer close to my neck. However, if potentially disrupted hormones are a concern (I humbly suggest you contact your primary care physician for a discussion) here are a few spots that I prefer. Depending on the strength of the fragrance, of course I do not hit every location. I do not need to asphyxiate myself, nor the person next to me.
- Shoulder blades & deltoids – keep the scent close and leave a great scent trail behind you. I find myself enjoying my scent for the day a bit longer when applied to the back area.
- Forearms – arm movement greatly assists with scent projection. I always aim for the forearms – never my wrists – as the forearms provide a larger landing area for distribution.
- Inner elbows – same as with your forearms, movement helps with projecting your fragrance to the surrounding area.
- Stomach – contain your fragrance within your clothing, your body can warm the fragrance, and it will naturally waft upwards through your torso area.



Okay, I have to be totally honest with the audience. I was a little hesitant to review this male grooming product. However, we should all be adults congregating here. And besides, male grooming is no longer a taboo subject that threatens a man’s masculinity. Right? The fact of the matter is this: No matter what part of the body we are discussing; a well-groomed area can be beneficial for both personal hygiene and appearance. In this particular case, we are discussing a gentleman’s private area. Trust me. Make any reference to harming anything in his groin region, and then watch that gentleman instantly clutch his thighs together in imaginary pain.





Life has been so surreal. At the start of the new year, I decided to slow my pace of writing. Previously, last autumn, I had decided to ramp up my blogging after months of intermittent activity. So I started fast and furious, but I needed to find some balance. There was absolutely no way, given the array of daily responsibilities, that I could maintain a writing pace that echoed my initial years of blogging. So I pumped the brakes. And then all hell broke loose in the form of a novel coronavirus and subsequent disease COVID-19. Everything was turned upon its head. I stopped blogging briefly. Life has been an adjustment. My employment is essential, and thankfully, I am able to work at home. My wife is in a similar position. School is canceled. So, we’re all sheltering in place at home. And of course, Michigan weather, as per normal, decided to dip into the high 30s with the occasional snow flurry in April. It has been hectic and challenging. Nevertheless, we are making it work the best that we can at the moment. And so, I am trying to incorporate a little normalcy back into my life by writing again.
In the spirit of offering full transparency to the audience, the appearance of the Jack Black Charcoal Body Bar Massaging Soap gave me quite the full-stop pause. So, I can totally understand why a regular gentleman would take a hard pass on purchasing this odd-looking piece of bar soap. During shopping excursions for grooming and hygiene products, I never embraced the risk and purchased the Jack Black charcoal body bar offering. Sure, I was thoroughly impressed with the 