State what you will concerning the necessity of gentleman’s suit. In some respects, the suit is akin to those seemingly repugnant vegetables that your mother attempted to feed you when you were but an infant. Sure, you did not want to partake in the consumption, but ultimately, said vegetables were good for you. And as long as you continue to live, the digestion of those objectionable vegetables is inevitable.

So, digest this: the same can be said about the suit. Some gentlemen demonstrate a distinct aversion to its existence. Nevertheless, and you should trust in this fact, sooner or later you will be called upon to wear one.